The Wild Mooner
Tune: The Wild Rover

Your hash-name is Obelix, or Double Flipped.
This name must refer to the times you have tripped
and been knocked unconscious for Witch Doctor´s joy
so he could have fun with his double flipped toy.
And you keep on zooming back to us from Qatar
for some more beer and mooning, the hasher you are.

You're still acting silly though 50 of age
and always are ready to capture the stage
with your funny helmet and pink underwear
so all the old ladies they happily stare
And you keep on zooming back to us from Qatar
for some more beer and mooning,the hasher you are.

You once did an Iron Man, often you tell
where you ran as fast as a bat out of Hell
Today your run is more considered a walk
the only thing running is your endless talk
And you keep on zooming back to us from Qatar
for some more beer and mooning, the hasher you are.

You put up a show at each half-given chance,
a white arse or maybe an iron pole dance
A decent behavior you will never learn,
but our Hash will miss you, until you return.
So we'll hope you'll zoom in back to us from Qatar
for some more beer and mooning, the hasher you are.