My Big Banana
Tune: Daylight Come and I Want to Go Home

I said to my girl, "What are ya' doin' tomorrow?"
Run the Hash cos' I wanna go home.
Would you like to go on the Hash in ______?
Run the Hash cos' I wanna go home.
So, I picked her up in my little auto.
Run the Hash cos' I wanna go home.
She sure looked pretty, I said "Oh mama."
Run the Hash cos' I wanna go home.

Chorus
Day-oh, Da-a-a-ay-oh,
Run the Hash cos' I wanna go home.
Day-oh, Da-ay-oh-Da-a-oh-Da-a-oh,
Run the Hash cos' I wanna go home.

But this is where my troubles began-ah.
Run the Hash cos' I wanna go home.
That's when she spotted my big banana.
Run the Hash cos' I wanna go home.
She leaned over and grabbed my banana.
Run the Hash cos' I wanna go home.
Peeled back the skin--eyes like a piranha.
Run the Hash cos' I wanna go home.

I said, "Oh no, not my prize banana!"
Run the Hash cos' I wanna go home.
But she bit off the top in a violent manner.
Run the Hash cos' I wanna go home.
Now, I've got just a little banana.
Run the Hash cos' I wanna go home.
And that's the end of my family planner.
Run the Hash cos' I wanna go home.

(All slowly)
Run the Hash cos' I wanna go home."