Well this is number one and the fun has just begun,
Roll me over, lay me down and do it again
Roll me over in the clover, Roll me over, lay me down,
and do it again
Well this is number two
And I’m starting with her shoe,
Well, this is number three
And my hand is on her knee
Well, this is number four
And I think she’s saying “More”
Well, this is number five
And the girl is still alive
Well, this is number six
And I’m showing all my tricks
Well, this is number seven
And I feel like I’m in heaven
Well, this is number eight
And we cross the Golden Gate
Well, this is number nine
And she gets it from behind
Well, this is number ten
And we do it all again
Well, this is number eleven
And it’s just like number seven
Well, this is number forty
And now they call me Shorty