GM, our hapless Hasher
has a very tiny dick
and if you ever saw it
it could even make you sick
All of the other wankers
used to laugh and call him names
they never let poor GM
join in any wanking games.
Then one foggy ON-ON eve
a gentle voice he heard
GM with your dick so slight
why not try to lick tonight
And how the harriets love him
as they shouted out with glee
GM, our happy Hasher
go down any time at me.