Tune: Yesterday

All my muscles seemed to feel OK,
Now my body doesn't work today,
Oh, I went hashing yesterday.

Muscles ache,
They'd be better if I'd stayed in bed,
Now it feels as if they're made of lead,
Wish I'd stayed at home instead.

Why I ran that hash,
Was so rash,
But what the heck,
Now its clear,
I'm a mere,
Physical wreck.

Bloodshot eyes,
And my tongue is twice its normal size,
Its at times like this I realize,
Hashing isn't all that wise.

Why I drank that beer,
Isn't clear,
It's just a blur,
I don't feel so young,
And my tongue,
As lined with fur.

Yesterday - running seemed a healthy game to play,
Now my body is in disarray,
Oh, I went hashing yesterday, (mmm-mm-mmm).