Chorus
Beastiality's best, boys, beastiality's best...
(Echo) Fuck a wallaby!
Beastiality's best, boys, beastiality's best!
Shove your log in a dog, boys, shove your log in a dog.
(Echo) Fuck a wallaby!
(You've gotta) shove your log in a dog, boys,
Shove your log in a dog...
(Songmaster:) All together now!
2 Up the rear of a deer...etc.
3 Intercourse with a horse...
4 Have a fuck with a duck...
5 Chuck your sperm in a worm...
6 Lick the twat of a cat...
7 Up the hole of a mole...
8 Give some cock to a croc...
9 Have a rape with an ape...
10 Get in deep with a sheep...
11 Have a frig with a pig...
12 Up the thigh of a fly...
13 Fool with the tool of a mule...
14 Make it twirl in a squirrel...
15 Down the throat of a goat...
16 Stick you rod up a cod...
17 Up the spout of a trout...
18 Sixty-nine with a swine...
19 Up the ass of a bass...
20 Up the box of a fox...
21 Have a shag with a stag...
22 In the sack with yak....