Lumberjack Song

1. I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK,
I sleep all night and I work all day.
Chorus-after each verse, repeat verse and 1 in third person

2. I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping,
Have buttered scone for tea.

3. I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers,
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars

4. I cut down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspenders and a bra,
I wish I were a girlie,
Just like my old papa.